futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
Life Story Magazine, May, 1944
Maybe I’m just being a skeptic, but something is a little bit off about these ID cards — I’m looking at you, Mike Litoris. Now Batman Bin Supraman, that guy just has the best/nerdiest parents in the world.
Finish reading Something Seems A Bit Off With These ID Cards
It doesn’t seem to be getting warmer yet, but at least Scamp is enjoying “spring”…